I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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