Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize