At least make sure they are 18
Why
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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