You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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