Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i out mim tonsoeep
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