forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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