Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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