Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
