only if we run a train.
done.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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