Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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