I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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