You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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