Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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