i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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