I love black thongs
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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