when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
