would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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