I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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