She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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