Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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