So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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