Me too!
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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