please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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