Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize