Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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