If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
