that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
