my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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