i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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