Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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