i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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