what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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