Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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