i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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