I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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