Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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