so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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