Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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