try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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