Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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