So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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