i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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