trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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