That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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