we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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