I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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