I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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