How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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