hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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