pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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