why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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