Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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