Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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