Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
this boner is exhausting
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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