Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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